Updated: Oct 29, 2021
Oh no she didn’t!!
This child of mine called me a Honey Badger?!?!
This is the one y’all... I almost didn’t post this one because for real, I couldn’t pull this one back in.
One night in high school, this daughter had a guy text her, when she replied a little flirtatiously, ‘ol boy then went 90 to nothin’ within 5 total texts he’s now texting “I’m Horny - meet me in the parking lot.“ and “I need sex now”
When she let me read the texts I was shocked and livid. I knew I had promised her not to say anything, but when Romeo came strutting past us, somewhere deep within my soul it started with a growl. With the first “HEY!!!” That was it. I got his (and everyone else within a 4 mile radius) attention and he got a painful lesson in how much some Mama’s care!! 😬
I hope you enjoy! But please don’t talk to me about it in person. I will turn deep red and my stomach will go weak and it’s just not pretty! .....
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We need ‘em every day!